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    September 20

    To be continue...

    When everything has been settle down,I finally put myself back to the track.
    Restarted to dance more, read more and meditated more...
    ....................
     
    June 14

    吾开心就绝对要来看一下,保证你开心翻^0^

    (转)

    高考了,高考完后又是中考...考题千奇百怪,答卷也五花八门。真佩服现在的学生啊,思维跳脱,天马行空,和我们那时候的循规蹈矩,差别太大了,呵呵。看一组语文试卷中的填空题---

        1.__________,为伊消得人憔悴
      同学答:宽衣解带终不悔
    (正解为“衣带渐宽终不悔”,偶承认这个是思想有问题)

        2.问渠哪得清如许,__________
      同学答:心中自有清泉在
    (正解为“唯有源头活水来”,咱还是和水粘了点边~~~)

        3.何当共剪西窗烛,__________
      同学答:夫妻对坐到天明
    (语文老师阅卷时笑晕。后在课堂时说此事,又晕!正解为“却话巴山夜雨时”)

        4.蚍蜉撼大树,__________
      同学答:一动也不动
    (正解为“可笑不自量”。一动也不动,赫赫,很符合事实阿)

        5.君子成人之美,__________
      同学答:小人夺人所爱
    (直接晕死)

        6.穷则独善其身,__________
      同学答:富则妻妾成群
     (正解:达则兼济天下)

        7.__________,天下谁人不识君
      同学答:只要貌似萨达姆
      (汗|||....)

        8.后宫佳丽三千人,__________
      同学答:铁棒也会磨成针~~~~~~
    (正解为“三千宠爱在一身”)

        9.身有彩凤双飞翼,__________
      同学答:拔毛凤凰不如鸡
      还有个同学答:夫妻双双把家还
    (正解为“心有灵犀一点通”)

        10.东边日出西边雨,__________
      同学答:床头打架床尾合
      还有个同学答:上错花轿嫁对郎

        11.__________,糟糠之妻不下堂
      同学答:结发之夫不上床
    (语文老师暴怒!)

        12.但愿人长久,__________
      同学答:一颗永流传
    (当时狂笑,现在觉得挺经典的。正解为“千里共婵娟”)

        13.西塞山前白鹭飞,__________
      同学答:东村河边爬乌龟
    (对的挺工整的)

        14.我劝天公重抖擞,__________
      同学答:天公对我吼三吼
    (正解为“不拘一格降人才”,龚自珍)

        15.天生我才必有用,__________
      同学答:关键时刻显神通
      又有同学答:老鼠儿子会打洞
    (整办公室的语文老师集体毫无形象的狂笑)

        16.天若有情天亦老,__________
      同学答:人不风流枉少年!
    (正解为“月若无恨月长圆” 李贺《金铜仙人辞汉歌》 )

        17.洛阳亲友如相问,__________
      同学答:请你不要告诉他
    (正解为“一片冰心在玉壶”)

        18.期末考试出对联, 上联是英雄宝刀未老
      该初三同学对下联为:老娘丰韵尤存

        19.良药苦口利于病,__________
      同学答:不吃才是大傻瓜
      人生自古谁无死,__________
      同学答:只是死的有先后
    (结局:家长会后被老师留下来训话鸟……)

        20.床前明月光,__________
      同学答:李白睡的香

        21.管中窥豹,__________
      同学答:吓我一跳
    (哈哈哈!正解为“可见一斑”)

        22.__________,飞入寻常百姓家
      同学答:康佳彩霸电视机

        23.葡萄美酒夜光杯,__________
      同学答:金钱美人一大堆

        24.__________,路上行人欲断魂
      初一学生的杰作:半夜三更鬼敲门

        25.还有次考陶渊明的“吾不能为五斗米折腰”,同学填的是“给我六斗就可以”…

        26.老吾老以及人之老,__________
      同学答:妻吾妻以及人之妻
    (老师后来评卷时说那个同学特别具有奉献精神,哈哈)

        27.想当年,金戈铁马,__________
      同学答:看今朝,死缠烂打
    (正解为“气吞万里如虎”)

        28.五年级的一次考试就考到了“三个臭皮匠,__________”
      同学答:臭味都一样
    (把监考和外面的校长笑翻了)

        29.初一的学生对对子,“登城白云间揽山色入怀,__________”
      同学答:我到酒店去抱小姐上床
    (他的语文老师差点当场吐血而亡)

        30.两情若是长久时,__________
      同学答:该是两人成婚时

        31.沉舟侧畔千帆过,__________
      同学答:孔雀开屏花样多

        32.书到用时方恨少,__________
      同学答:钱到月底不够花

        33.天若有情天亦老,__________
      同学答:人若有情死得早
    (正解为“月若无恨月长圆”)

        34.人生自古谁无死,__________
      同学答:有谁大便不带纸
    (没有语言了...)

        35.有次考李清照的如梦令,“知否?知否?___________”
      同学答:SORRY I,DON'T KNOW...
    (正解为“应是绿肥红瘦”)

        36.有次考鲁迅先生某句:“___________,我以我血溅轩辕”
      同学答:他以他刀插我身

        37.语文考试,填空里有一首革命诗:“为人进出的门紧锁着,________________,一个声音高喊着:_________________我渴望自由,但人的身躯怎能从狗洞子里爬出…”
      同学答:为狗爬出的洞也锁着 / 他妈的,都锁着!

        38.千山万水总是情,___________
      同学答:多给一份行不行
    (批卷老师对了一句:情是情,分是分,多给一份都不行)

      39.高一的时候,一次月考,上句“仰天大笑出门去,(正解)我辈岂是蓬蒿人”。班上有人写:一不小心扭到腰。 还有一句,上句:“清水出芙蓉,(正解)天然去雕饰”。有人写,淤泥出莲藕;还有人更绝,写:乱世出英雄

        40. 问君能有几多愁,___________
      同学答:恰似一壶二锅头
    (老师批“你又喝多了……”)

    June 11

    6.9 magic trip in Star House

    A lazy afternoon, a good friend, a small sun....with two cameras, two smile face and two relax hearts......

    DSC07275 This the 'building' of ladies' room plus men's room.

    Discovered a music studio and met 陈启泰......

     DSC07279 DSC07277

    Cool you on the cool building in a cool galary.

    DSC07288  DSC07300

    Me as well...... ^o^

    me1 

    Every day, we are living with the data, we create them, delete them or save them till one day, we found we couldn't live without them.....

    . datalanda  datalanda1

    可爱的错别字......DSC07319 Encounter the wrong character.

    Encounter green suddently......green (Taken by Miko.)

    Finally, it really looks like a painting......

    painting

    June 08

    A long time again~

    Since Last time I went to SH for the immediate training for 3 weeks, there have been a lot of things happed surround me~ but always, the time i should have written down something then i couldn't write down, and when i have time to do it, i've got less passion and just mention it slightly.

    Just tell my friends, I am good recently but seems to lost my weight which sounds good, hehe`

    Apr 21st,  I started my first training in Nielsen SH (www.nielsen.com) which i thoght i would spend my first (at least) 3 years in this company as the beginning of my career.

    May 5th, I received the call from Swire Properties (http://www.swireproperties.com/Eng/index.htm), the position of Development Officer. But i assumed i would still choose Nielsen.

    May 10th, I finally came back to GZ.

    May 12th, my first working day in GZ Nielsen, and it's also my friend Vera's first working day in IBM Chengdu. Unluckily, at 2:28pm, an 8 earthquake happened in Sichuan. Then everyone knows what had happened later~ Too much surprise, too many tragedies with tears, sadness, help and hope....... The whole nation fell into the deep sadness.......

    May 19th, received a call from The British Consulate-General Guangzhou. 7,980 RMB for the monthly salary is really so attractive. however, it's a temp. vacancy for only 4 months. I don't wanna give up Nielsen as it gave me a very good recognition and promising oppotunities and clear career ladder.....

    The later days, i kept working in Nielsen and so far i never feel regret my given-up of the other oppotunities. The theme of Nielsen this year is "Go for growth", hopefully i will grow with it smoothly.

    April 01

    Happy Apr Fool's Day

    A surprised off-work of Mum
    A bowl of soup with 6 big scallops
    A little bit drizzle
    A fake bus accident
    A fake marrigement propose
    A big cup of blueberry yoghourt.....

    5.3% satisfied, 7.5% euphoria, 8.6% smiling and 50.48% tranquility.....

    A 71.88% happy April Fool's day!

    20080331877

    March 30

    第三十一日

    终于,终于过左一个月了。我越发觉得自己挨吾到落去......真是好辛苦......我从来无觉得一个人是完美的,包括自己。但是最近,终于觉得一个追求完美的你,原来是我遇到过的最完美的人......

    其实我又吾是要后悔当初的决定,我也都知道如果无当初的决定,我体吾到感样的你。当是做左一件善事,让左一个甘好的人出来......我吾想知最后边个得到....就甘啦,就甘啦......

    我会好的,我会好的,我会好的.......保佑我,保佑我.......至少,保佑我稳到一份好工......保佑我坚强起来,一定要坚强。嗯,我是坚强的......

    March 26

    The 27th day

    It's obscure for gz tonite,
    I feel like in the dream even if I'm still outside.
    Kind of romantic,
    but actrually it's polluted.
    As foggy, the tall buildings disappear,
    the space seems larger.
    But I can't see further,
    then everything just closer......

    March 21

    第二十二日

    我知道,或者你已经无再来依度,我终于可以放心甘写翻D野......

    当发现原来对你的感觉没有减少,反而增加,开始明白你当初同我讲的野。对于我来说,时间只是令我淡忘你的吾好,渐渐的清晰你的完美形象。

    每日一点点对你的思念,一点点的呼吸的痛,似乎令人生有点沉实。有时都觉得自己好变态,居然爱上左感样的心痛。我开始回忆过去了,或者吾是我想的,就如之前讲到,到处都可以勾起我地的回忆,因为我还在这个地方。我开始一点一点甘去想,就好似一点一点的感受翻当初的爱。当蓦然惊醒,原来只是过去,眼睛就会模糊,但是我相信眼泪是可以累积坚强的。

    那颗风信子在上次断了之后,我用透明胶补翻,还开过花。当它凋谢后,我把那球花剪了。但是之后,还有一个新的花蕾再开过一球。直到前日又凋谢了,我又剪了。昨天我帮它换了水......

    March 18

    第十九日

    有时好多野可能好矛盾,或者就是一个圈。近排常常有好多假象....

    我地因为分开,我地先感悟甘多,学到甘到,知道咩是爱。但是当我地都知道的时候,就已经无办法翻转头。但是如果我地无分开,我地又吾识得去爱,结果又是要分开.......

    that's life~

    March 17

    The 18th day

    I went back to university for handing in something today~ The same bus,the same path to school,the same seat...... just for my own. Only find out, the one who left here is better than the one who stayed in the same place. At least, the memory won't suddenly come out from anywhere at anytime~

    4 years is long enough to mark the memories to everywhere in one city.

    dehortation:

    if meet a suitable one, be with at most 2 years, then get married, otherwise, find another one.......

    March 15

    第十六日

    依两日,你开始无稳我了,我吾知道应该高兴定是应该点样。或者,甚至,你连依度都无来了。或者对于我地来讲,真是好事来噶。只是会想知道,你在个边过得点。你习惯个边的生活未呢,而家是米都开始好忙呢?你是米都中有日日同屋企人视频呢?希望一切如常......

    吾知道你过得点样呢,当你正式放弃,你又会点呢。你是米已经放低左呢,无论个答案是点,我都应该高兴,定是无论是点都吾高兴呢。不过anyway,就让一切一切都感样淡淡地过去了......

    曾经GG话,我吾使担心啦,有个好老公,有份好工·~而家发现吾是了,我之前错过左好多野。不过,我中是希望快D稳到份好工啦....

    I believe, my fate is in my hand.......    ^0^

    March 13

    The 14th Day

    i think i should try to write in english again~~it seems the unique way to keep my written english.

    Don't wanna talk about that thing any more~~ hope everything runs involuntarily,i begin to believe the fate or say my natural feeling.Just fallow my feeling,i maybe selfish,i must be selfish......

    系主任talked to me these days, besides my dissertation, she considered about my job and career. i told her my idea, i'd like to try the other company first. however,and it's surprised that she talked to me in sincere words and earnest wishes that i should stay in 4A advertising agency,although it must be tough in the early several years. She warned me don't be tempted by the other enterprises.

    In fact,i'm less assure whether she really considered my career or just wanted some students remain in advertising agency, as most of my classmates join another industries. Suddenly i hate myself, i shouldn't have think a good poffessor who considered me a lot like that. As i'm still confused myself. On earth, what do i want and what should i want.

    Recently, i heard quite a lot of voices about this, i think i should stop to listen to mine. As said by my Daddy, the first job is very important. I don't want my parents worry me,and even i'd love to do my best.

    My friends, pls kindly bless me...... thank you very much~

    March 11

    第十二日

    琴晚做左D好残忍好残忍的野,林翻转头,自己都接受吾到自己。无论如何,希望你过得好。

    本来好想放依首歌上去,但是搞左成朝,都吾得。唯有将歌词放在度,给你发了一封email.

    对你,可能我只能说对不起,希望你过得好。你一定要过得好,一定要......

    ......

    想想当时那一场的决裂
    如今都已了然于心
    至少你我不曾人云亦云
    为了爱将一切舍弃
    对你并不是没有了牵挂
    也想你现在过得好吗
    但是人越是成熟
    想法就越来越多
    我没有办法再回头
    不一定最爱的人
    就能相伴一生
    只要能知足 只要不吃苦
    少了爱也能幸福
    不一定失去的人
    就能不想不问
    如果你很快乐 对我就足够了
    再见面又能怎样呢

    http://www.ting163.com/htmlplay/11332.htm

    March 09

    第十日

    今日天气好闷热,人也没有那么清爽,甚至有点聒噪......可能是M期将至的关系。

    好多野吾想又想,想又吾想。默默的思念,只是一种习惯同享受。这样很好。

    今日帮你book左机票翻來,嗯,我应该的。希望你一路走好......

    近排好颓,好多野好多野做......论文啊论文....点解有甘噶野.....

    不过多野做是好事,太好了。

    最近见翻一D以前的朋友,一D真是久违左噶朋友了。

    只是怨恨,内疚,失落,矛盾......很多时候是主调......

    点都好,今日好开心收到Helena的信息,帮我book左票,甘我香港之行就有着落了。好耐无见她,真是有好多好多野想同她讲......

    今次都真是好语无伦次......

    March 07

    第八日

    今日是你离开的第八日,感觉有D怪。但是讲吾出,吾知道是莫名的心酸,定是有D无耐同寂寞。我不断甘同自己讲吾好翻转头,一开始一定会吾习惯,慢慢就会好了。我做到了,而且做得好漂亮。

    我会有D享受感样自由呼吸的感觉,只是少左D野。或者生活是需要甘,有张有驰,无论边种决定都一定有好有坏。放弃从来都会令人觉得心痛,无论放弃咩野。只是有时中会觉得呼吸困难,或者心痛,只是突然的,瞬间出现,又会好快消失。我相信,一切一切会好起来的......听住歌,会好好多......

    梁静茹-给未来的自己

    站在狂风的天台一望无际
    这一座孤寂的城市
    在天空与高楼交接的尽头
    谁追寻空旷的自由

    阳光覆满这一刻宁静的我
    隔绝了喧嚣和冷漠
    川流不息的人游荡在街头
    谁能听见谁的寂寞

    找一个人惺惺相惜
    找一颗心心心相印
    在这个宇宙我是独一无二
    没人能取代
    不管怎样怎样都会受伤
    伤了又怎样至少我很坚强
    我很坦荡

    夜幕笼罩灿烂的一片灯海
    多少人多少种无奈
    在星光里遗忘昨天的伤害
    一觉醒来还有期待

    我不放弃爱的勇气
    我不怀疑会有真心
    我要握住一个最美的梦
    给未来的自己

    一天一天一天推翻一天
    坚持的信仰
    我会记住自己今天的模样

    有一个人惶惶相惜
    有一颗心心心相印
    抛开过去我想认真去追寻
    未来的自己

    不管怎样怎样都会受伤
    伤了又怎样至少我很坚强
    我很坦荡

    我不放弃爱的勇气
    我不怀疑会有真心
    我要握住一个最美的梦
    给未来的自己

    不管怎样怎样都会受伤
    伤了又怎样至少我很坚强
    我很坦荡

    March 02

    第三日

    你离开的第3天,终于忍吾住要记录D野了。对你的怀念竟然无减却憎。我自己一直一直都做好多好傻好傻的决定,中自以为成熟~生命中是有好多好多野要去珍惜,要去争取~但是有好多好多野在当时做左个决定之后,就无得翻转头。

    记忆是真是痛苦的,当时的美好不复存在,伤心的记忆依然伤心。

    我吾会否认,除左爸爸,你是我生命中最重要的男人。你都是我唯一会用“爱”作为动词去形容对你的感觉。

    我相信,对于大家,我地会在今次长大好多......认认真真投入到自己的前途.....

    无论我在边度,都会好似以前感从心去祝福你......

    January 19

    What I yearned

    Wanna ask why,
    I haven't been your happiness any more.

    What I yearned is your meticulous consideration
    What I yearned is having dreams together.
    What I yearned is everytime after arguing,
    I still had impulsion to love you.

    I remember those birthdays,
    remember those songs sang by you,
    that tightest holding hands
    that warmest hug
    Who remembers, and who forgets

    What I yearned is the silent moved.
    What I yearned is our passion
    What I yearned is you begged me to forgive you and hugged me tightly 

    I remember you stood behind me,
    remember I was trembling.
    remember the feeling stong.
    The most caressing kiss,
    the longest embrace.
    Who loves who too much,
    who breaks whose heart,
    who forgets the promises.

    Who walks by himself,
    who forgets to look at me,
    who makes the love heavier
    who tries to make it up.

    I spend too much love,so I say nothing and didn't cry. I hope I won't cry.

    January 11

    Sky in University City~

    Suddenly found out, the sky in University City is blue......

     

    January 09

    Heart-stirring expectation

    Involuntarily, the exam I took today wrote out a full stop to the exams of my whole life in university. I should feel exciting, but it just the commen thing in my life.

    I didn't get used to write something especially the big event happened in my life which I think I should write down. However, at that moment, I have no mood or no time to do so. And then I prefer to maitain them in my poor brain.

    Or, my mind changed so quickly, and I couldn't record all but just the silly things~

    And recently the life is so plentyful~^0^

    Will have a big lunch with the classmates in university, it's long time we didn't get-together lar.....

    Will go to see Janpan exhibition...

    May go to see a film "My Blueberry Nights" with Vera...

    Will join Cafe Scientifique Campaign which invited by British Council...

    Will join my friend's -a lovely cake backer- wedding party- it will be the first time to join my friend's wedding party which is not my parents' friends' or relatives'....

    All of them are absolutely worth expecting.......

    December 16

    Suddenly got a fever......

    It's a long time that i haven't get a fever,i think i am strong~~ haha,but just suddenly i get a light fever last night...

    I feel physically uncomfortable,but I found I did enjoy it.

    It's fun that I feel heat inside,but cold out of my skin...like Bread Papa's icecream puff... but opposite.

    bread papa....puff.....bread papa...puff.....